One day a dark Vader was riding in his Darth car to go get his McDonald's. But then the Jedi came trying to destroy his car but it was too fast. The Darth car was acutely a buggy that was way too fast. The mile is 268 mph per hour. It is the Faste's car ever, even the usain bolt can’t even beat the buggy. But then one day a dark Vader was sleeping and the Jedi came. To his house to steal the buggy but it was regarded by the storm troopers the Jedi came out of his hiding 

Spot and the storm trooper got scared and shot him. On accident the guy said ‘sorry it is my first day working here’ the guy said ‘finish me! Now kill me’ ‘ no i am going to tell the boss you're on the ground bleeding to death’ ‘DARK VADER! I THINK THERE IS SOMEONE BLEEDING OUT RED JUICE!’ ‘WHAT STORM NUMBER 2’ dark Vader woke up and came to the storm trooper he saw the Jedi bleeding ‘ha at last we meet again old friend’ ‘we were never friend’s and here is the difference i am good and your evil. Then dark Vader remembered that he was doing a Steal mission. Dark Vader heard enough so he told the storm trooper ‘finish him off’ so the storm trooper shot him in the eye. And he died. Dark Vader said ‘good work now hides the body so the other Jedi's don’t try to spy on us and find the body’. ‘OK’ said the storm trooper then in twenty years. And his name was Finn somehow Finn found a time traveler at an old nasty house. Fin went inside it and he was inside star wars the intro started to play. Finn was so confused then white righting came up and said ‘your mission is to find the dark Vader and his buggy and righting it to the owner’. So Finn went to find it. And he did not know who dark Vader was and where he was. But then he saw a storm trooper and he didn’t know who it was. Fin yelled ‘hey can you tell me where i am please i am lost’ the storm trooper said ‘oh no! The chosen one finally if I terminate him. Dave doesn't have to laugh at me. Ha ha Dave what’s funny now huh’ Finn started to laugh ‘ oh my god really i am me the chosen one wow you are very dramatic’ storm trooper runs at him and Finn uppercut him and he falls asleep. Finn wear’s his costume and takes his gun. Then another storm trooper came and he said’ hello number twenty-eight’ then Finn had a flashback. And Finn hate’s the number twenty-eight so he shot him. Three time’s on the body. And he just died on the ground. Then the dark Vader was approaching with his fast buggy. He hoped out of his buggy Darthvader said ‘ where is Finn the Jedi’ Finn said ‘ i don’t know sir’ ‘find him for me! Now’ ‘ok sir’ when Dark vader was leaving Finn tried to shoot him but he got the bullet. And took out his red light saber. And he said ‘YOU ARE FINN!’  Darth Vader chased finn. Then a girl came and saved him with a robot and a cool spaceship. She said ‘hop in ‘hurry’ Finn jumped inside the spaceship and they flew away. It was a girl and an orange and white robot. His name is BB-8. His weapon’s are spinning blades. And his nemesis is BB-9E and his weapons are air soft guns. But BB-8 has a whole heap of weapons. The girl jade had two light blue sabers attached to each other. She said ‘it is the best weapon out of all the light sabers’ Finn doesn’t know what a light saber is. So jade gave him a green light saber. Finn and Jade and BB-9E went to go find somewhere to settle for a moment. But then the storm troopers came. Shooting laser's Darth Vader was already there. He was pretending to be a citizen to camouflage. Darth Vader was choking Finn and was floating in the air. Choking to death Jade cut him in the Stomach. He retreated, blood was all over him. And on his ship then jade stabbed one storm trooper. He got carried to the hospital inside his spaceship. And then Finn shot the other storm trooper and more came. One storm trooper was yelling ‘NOOOOO JADING’ Jade and Finn left. They went into the Finalizer and they went into space. Fly back to their secret town with aliens. And human’s too but then the storm trooper’s found them. The storm trooper’s shot everywhere. They shot house’s and water tank’s. The storm trooper’s where awfully dumb So they would shoot anywhere. Finn came out and shot nearly ten. He shot two in the eye one on the head. And two on the leg and one on the leg. And then he shot two on the leg. And then two and that add up to ten they defeated the storm trooper’s. Then they started to face the Darth Vader. They shot him but got the lazers. Darth Vader's power’s are the force and levitation telepathy Which is the best power. Darth Vader said ‘go away Finn you are not part of this just me and jade’. Darth Vader used his power force to push Finn away Darth Vader used his red light saber. To fight jade and Darth Vader thought he won but Finn shot him in the chest and dark V died. And there was no one that annoyed them forever.